Posts Tagged ‘hidden filth’


Dirty, flesh-colored* wax shafts.

The 5 year old is fast becoming an artist lately. On top of almost continually sporting a grape juice mustache that would shame Dali, he now spends a lot of time with his ‘art cabinet’, a set of pull out drawers filled near to bursting with assorted crayons, markers, stamps, stickers, paints and other sundry implements a creative child could use to make wonderful and permanent alterations to furniture and carpeting.

He recently received a large box of crayons as a Christmas gift. The brand name is unknown but it appears that the mascot is a smiling and slightly surprised looking sun whose round mouth hides a built in crayon sharpener:

The box itself and smiling sun crayon eater

The box, featuring a rather shocked, smiling sun.


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