This particularly rage inspiring move happens when a driver, usually in an SUV, minivan or 18 foot high block of cement on wheels, who is in the left of two lanes at a stop light, moves up past the delineated ‘stop here on red’ line, onto the crosswalk and sometimes even past it and into the street. You, in the right lane and with the ability to turn right on red, now are unable to see oncoming traffic unless you move up even farther, guaranteeing you will get clipped by some bitch in an H3 who was too busy dialing her life-coach to see you.










Since Windows took such a massive, continent spanning shit on everyone with the release of Vista (which actually has a few redeeming features if you happen to have kids and don’t plan on owning any other hardware or software) and is punishing those consumers who want to use a better working, more accepted and easier to support OS in XP, and the fact that I’m neither a Liberal Arts graduate who works for half-minimum wage and tips at the local coffee shop to support the massive battery of antiseptic salves I have to apply to multiple festering facial piercings nor am I a overly pretentious ass-bag in a new Beetle, gently weeping through a Botoxed smile at the loss of my youthful hairline, I certainly won’t be using a Mac anytime soon and I’m getting pretty sure I’ll be moving on from Windows.